If I ever meet John Cena, I’ll probably bully him a little bit and threaten him with Chinese retribution if he retaliates.
All in Humor
Tim Tebow replaces Chuck Norris as the guy with all the farfetched legends about him
We have to face the uncomfortable truth that Chuck Norris is going to die someday.
Young peoples' new drug of choice is getting run over by cars
Enjoy the sweet emotional and mental release blunt force trauma to the brain introduces into your life.
If you want to be called "brave" nowadays, just do violence to words.
If you can’t be bothered with putting together a valid argument or even a cogent sentence, just scream racism.
Now Hiring Professional Victims-straight, white, Christian men need not apply.
Must be unable to pass a drug screening or get out of bed before 10am.
Marxist BLM founder destroying capitalism by doing better at it than most
She’s entered the official tax bracket of “baller”.
Absolutely dreadful people thankful to racists for getting all the attention
“Gotta hand it to you, racists, you sure know how to take one for the team!”
Try these topical clap-backs next time someone comes at you, bro
I needed your dumb opinion on this comment thread like I needed those cute shoes I just got off Amazon.
Lip Service enjoying early retirement; having been paid so much
“Whenever a republican talks about unifying the country after running a brazenly nasty, mudslinging, wham-dinger of a campaign, I get paid.”
The land of Narnia should host the MLB All Star Game
Is baseball still a distant third in TV ratings behind basketball and football? We can work with that.
Michigan man escapes zombie virus by sitting down at restaurant table
“I’ve always been a quick thinker, so I applied COVID pandemic logic to the dilemma.”
Prince Harry advances feminism by asking Meghan permission to have an opinion
Harry: Megasaurus, may I laugh also?
The Mom from Mrs. Doubtfire is Cancelled because I'm Thirsty for Clicks
Sally Field should have had foresight. To play a horrible role like the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire and not expect to be cancelled twenty-eight years later?
Breaking News: A bunch of weirdoes handled conflicts without pulling out their phones
Some people just won’t do things the way most of us do it. Does that make them weird and gross? Yes.
Slaveowner time travels forward, totally digs the way liberals treat black conservatives
His Google searches were typically geared at seeing white and black leftists pull out their phone and vehemently excoriate, berate, and shout down black conservative voices.
Satire-Snowflakes can now get paid to scrub old movies for offensive content!
We’re not fascists. Those who disagree with us, get shouted down by us, and have their shop windows smashed by us are fascists.
Senate Majority Leadership to Introduce Personal Code of Conduct for GOP.
…a bill detailing and enforcing a personal code of conduct for GOP senators, representatives, aides, lobbyists, and anyone who has ever mentioned Donald Trump in a positive light on their social media.
Mariah Carey-"Liberal Entertainment Industry is Inherently Racist; Has to be Republicans' Fault"
“I’m a slave and oppressed just like my ancestors. I was ruminating on this as my chauffeur drove me around today.”
