Hatred from Twitter trolls upgrades Casey DeSantis' cancer to stage 4
If the riffing of roast-style podcasts who make fun of life coaching podcasts which base everything they do on The Secret has taught me anything, it’s that you manifest the good and bad things that you speak and vibrate into existence. As soon as I read and figure out the secret to The Secret I imagine I’ll need to vibrate at the frequency which manifests a rocket ship off this crazy planet.
Being a decent person to public and private figures during their trials has gone so out of style it might as well take a seat next to the horse-drawn carriage and fedora hats as they wait for cassette tapes to join them in retirement. Casey DeSantis is just another monster in a long line of Republican wives who play their part, support their husband, and stay in their lane. Raising the children, being a stay-at-home mom, dressing in skirts, and allowing their husband to do the job he was elected and is handsomely paid to do without all sorts of unnecessary jabbering and jawing? It’s all just so off-putting and one of the reasons she’s got to be given the business when a serious illness invades her body. She’s brought it on herself at that point.
What am I gonna do, offer her my thoughts and prayers and NOT revel in her suffering? You’re not speaking my language. Here are just a few examples of the juicy, delicious, flavorful hatred that my keyboard-clacking-comrades-in-arms flung at her like so much digital monkey feces:
“Does DeSantis really think that anyone will have sympathy for either him or his wife?”
“I hope she has the same chance at surviving Cancer as the unvaccinated people against Covid in Florida”
I suspect that, like other diseases, ivermectin/monoclonal antibodies may be the answer.”
“Pity there isn’t a breast cancer vaccine but im (sic) sure it would have rejected and ridiculed by these science deniers anyway. Cant (sic) feel bad for someone sick who discourages others from being safe.”
Of course, gross, white, racist, white supremacist, fat, homophobic, transphobic, genetically inferior, white Republican public figures gave her some love and support. But hate trumps love nowadays and they were drowned out in a chorus of harmonious Twitter angels who in their social justice righteousness won’t abide the idea of people who disagree with them having jobs and being able to walk in public without being hassled. And then a stunning, gorgeous, amazing development came to be.
We vibrated so much righteous digital hate at her that The Secret’s secret was unlocked and she was forced to announce that some odd and unexpected illnesses were manifesting. Before she’s even started treatment or been put on a regimen of harsh drugs, she now has a laundry list of side effects one of sound and morally superior mind would justifiably wish on their worst enemy, were said worst enemy republican.
As if eager to rid this world of a creature who is its metaphorical human form, cancer skipped a few stages right to four and gave her leprosy, blindness, heart disease, spontaneous obesity, juvenile hysteria, luminescent diarrhea, gelatinous bunions, wandering eyeball, walleye tail, jazz anxiety, narcissistic liver spots, passive-aggressive kidney failure, punctual Tourette Syndrome, and other hilariously-named maladies I, for one, am super-jazzed to see her suffer. I’d throw a brick through the bay window at her house just to goad her into coming out to see what all the ruckus was so I could snap and post a photo of her diabetic chickenpox giving her otherwise fabulous complexion a day off.
If this is indeed a new boss-level superpower Twitter trolling has unlocked, we can be sure of a couple things: 1) Twitter and Big Tech magnates’ cultural influence-inspired erections are going to get even more turgid. 2) It’s just a matter of time before we rid the world of gross, white, fat, white, etc. Republicans and bring a little slice of heaven down to earth.
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Twitter citations taken from:
www.breitbart.com-”Leftists Celebrate Casey DeSantis Cancer Diagnosis: ‘Karma is Always Gonna Get you’”
Image taken from:
https://www.fox13news.com/news/casey-desantis-wife-of-florida-governor-diagnosed-with-breast-cancer