Oh good, it's been a minute since our last horrible thing
Rockets are being lobbed back and forth from Palestine to Israel, and vice versa. Think the 70’s era classic Pong, but with human lives at stake. We here at Thirsty for Clicks are super-exci…maybe that’s inappropriate considering the circumstances. We are mildly worked up about the fact that it’s been a minute since…
…far leftists have had a chance to put their antisemitism on display.
…republicans and democrats have had a Middle-East geopolitical argument to drum back up and rehash ad nauseum.
…humanity got away from banding together to beat a pandemic and got back to war and other business as usual.
…people were able to dogmatically take sides on an issue, pretending like it’s simple enough to know where you stand just from absorbing a few minutes of the news.
…Republican leadership has had a chance to go war-hawking.
…Democratic leadership has had a chance to go war-hawking while pretending they are peaceful guys who don’t engage in war-hawking.
…Republicans have had a chance to get befuddled by the continuing support for the DNC coming from American Jews.
…humanity has reminded itself of just how evil it can be.
…Twitter activists have had a chance to change the world with hashtags.
…we’ve heard Bernie Sanders chime in to rhetorically abandon and disparage his ancestry.
…Ben Shapiro had a chance to demolish someone in debate regarding this issue (having demolished others in debate regarding other issues).
…Israel has had a chance to remind the world of just how badass a nation and people it is.
…the daily news cycle wasn’t completely dominated, oppressed, enslaved, raped, pillaged, and murdered by Covid-19.
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Image taken from:
https://www.timesofisrael.com/as-rocket-launches-top-150-idf-says-it-struck-over-100-hamas-targets/
