Hate all Jews and want them to like, stop existing and it’s all 1st Amendment free speech gravy train, man.
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Don't watch me while I film myself so weirdos can watch me!
This seems like a poorly veiled attempt at drumming up clicks.
(satire) Amerikkka can't even do racism right
I think we can all agree America wants brown folks to suffer.
Jennifer Lawrence uses her witch powers to retcon feminist film history
I hope Jen doesn’t rewrite all of human history after this.
I'll solve the inflation and livable wage debates tonight
All human debates have wiggle room on both sides for both ends to be happy.
Trump has so much new Twitter wisdom to impart on us
I’ve been frantically searching for a reason to live since Trump was de-platformed.
Unremarkable men are inventing new ways to victimize women
This world is just too crazy for me.
Oscars so desperate for some publicity
They keep the Oscar statue so small so no one can figure out just how racist he has been in the past and tear him down.
Putin is flicking the world's eyeball right now
What would Madam History have to do in order to get our attention?
Truth is in a relationship with Subjectivity and it's complicated
Can the person who told Truth it should get on Facebook come forward?
Anti-establishment rocker apparently lost his sense of irony
Along with his…pick any comedic old man cliché you’d like.
Socialism's matriarch has had just about enough of the sass-back
I am mad I can’t date AOC. Mad as heckerdoodles.
(satire) CNN stakeholders now poorer than the people they lie to
They rejected the idea of a PBS-esque pledge drive out of hand. Proof they’ve still got their dignity intact.
COVID supply chain issues halting delivery of justice to sexual criminals
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
(satire) Australians barred from telling the world how wonderful it is there
The forced search-and-seizure of firearms has worked out so well for them.
Untelevised Golden Globes only awards show with some self-awareness
Who wants to spend their time reassuring the vain and insecure?
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
The racial diversity of my children is just horrendous
Just look at that gaggle of mayonnaise monsters.