I’m woke, and that means something. Words mean nothing nowadays unless I say they mean something.
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I’m woke, and that means something. Words mean nothing nowadays unless I say they mean something.
China’s not too down with baby girls, so we can reasonably guess the gender.
I think we can all agree America wants brown folks to suffer.
I hope Jen doesn’t rewrite all of human history after this.
Our beloved presi-unc chooses what MAGA Republicans are.
I do know this, a national abortion ban will mean more black babies being born, and we simply can’t have that.
I’ve been frantically searching for a reason to live since Trump was de-platformed.
Something didn’t…well, almost everything about Joe Biden doesn’t sit right with me.
I wish I was as good at writing jokes as Democrats are at writing them for me.
Do a people who elected him really have the right to gainsay him every time he steps on their freedoms?
I am mad I can’t date AOC. Mad as heckerdoodles.
They rejected the idea of a PBS-esque pledge drive out of hand. Proof they’ve still got their dignity intact.
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
Biden’s vaccine mandate for private companies of one hundred or more employees has died once, been resurrected, and then died a second time in the courts.
The forced search-and-seizure of firearms has worked out so well for them.
Who wants to spend their time reassuring the vain and insecure?