Our beloved presi-unc chooses what MAGA Republicans are.
All tagged COVID 19
FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!!! (except the unvaccinated)
I’m team No Accountability, closely affiliated with team Not Responsible for my Actions.
Anti-establishment rocker apparently lost his sense of irony
Along with his…pick any comedic old man cliché you’d like.
PM Trudeau disappointed that a free people would demand freedom
Do a people who elected him really have the right to gainsay him every time he steps on their freedoms?
Flu and cold viruses planning one last big score before retirement
Time to get on Zip Recruiter and start putting a team together.
Socialism's matriarch has had just about enough of the sass-back
I am mad I can’t date AOC. Mad as heckerdoodles.
COVID supply chain issues halting delivery of justice to sexual criminals
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
POTUS consulting with mobsters on strongarm tactics for COVID vaccine
Biden’s vaccine mandate for private companies of one hundred or more employees has died once, been resurrected, and then died a second time in the courts.
(satire) Australians barred from telling the world how wonderful it is there
The forced search-and-seizure of firearms has worked out so well for them.
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
Steph Curry gives Alec Baldwin tips on proper shooting technique
The usually opinionated Baldwin has been oddly silent on the Ethan Crumbley discussion.
(Satire) Tokyo subway attacker did his part by masking up
Stop being so selfish, fascist.
It was always about IF, not WHAT they could take away from us
This is about if the thief can steal, not what they can steal.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Public discourse has become a middle school lunchroom
The Left really hates being called bullies, particularly when they’re so busy bullying you.
COVID's got me thinking about a career change to warlord
I’ve never been in a context where I could punctuate a demand with “You have 24 hours”. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it.
Fitness expert schooled by Twitter mob on his personal health
Joe actually dared take drugs the graduates of the Twitter School of Medicine didn’t approve of.
Oh good, it's been a minute since our last horrible thing
It’s been a minute since far leftists have had a chance to put their antisemitism on display.
Computer dude who makes machines which track our activity is asking for privacy
I’ve got to get his vaccine with his nanobots, and yet he can’t keep his personal life in order?
Let's convince Democrats that wearing masks is cultural appropriation
Weak logic, you say? Imagine how conservatives feel when confronted by logic from the left.