Leftists can't stop painting themselves into a corner
Hate all Jews and want them to like, stop existing and it’s all 1st Amendment free speech gravy train, man.
It's Consequence Culture, not Cancel Culture!
I’m woke, and that means something. Words mean nothing nowadays unless I say they mean something.
That was a weird gender reveal party
China’s not too down with baby girls, so we can reasonably guess the gender.
Don't watch me while I film myself so weirdos can watch me!
This seems like a poorly veiled attempt at drumming up clicks.
(satire) Amerikkka can't even do racism right
I think we can all agree America wants brown folks to suffer.
Jennifer Lawrence uses her witch powers to retcon feminist film history
I hope Jen doesn’t rewrite all of human history after this.
(satire) Fascism is one way to unite a country
Our beloved presi-unc chooses what MAGA Republicans are.
She/her pronouns feeling conflicted about taking Demi Lovato back
This smacks of total desperation.
I'll solve the inflation and livable wage debates tonight
All human debates have wiggle room on both sides for both ends to be happy.
(Satire) White supremacy to blame for more black babies being born
I do know this, a national abortion ban will mean more black babies being born, and we simply can’t have that.
Bidens left wondering why racial stereotyping isn't working for them
“If you ain’t voted for my husband, you ain’t black, brown, or white with a serious case of superiority and savior mentality”.
I'll end school violence tonight
Or at least drastically reduce it.
Trump has so much new Twitter wisdom to impart on us
I’ve been frantically searching for a reason to live since Trump was de-platformed.
Unremarkable men are inventing new ways to victimize women
This world is just too crazy for me.
Oscars so desperate for some publicity
They keep the Oscar statue so small so no one can figure out just how racist he has been in the past and tear him down.
Putin is flicking the world's eyeball right now
What would Madam History have to do in order to get our attention?
