Don't immigrants know just how racist Amerikkka is?
FOR REAL what are y’all doing?!?!?! How many excla-quest combos does it take for me to portray to you how dire this situation is? Tell me the number it’ll take and I’ll go there, even if I run out. Do you not know what a racist, white supremacist, redneck, hillbilly, potato salad with raisins-snorting, pickup truck with Confederate flag-waving, butt-crack-in-Walmart-displaying, Trump-worshipping, sister-impregnating, Dale Earnhardt commemorative plate-buying, cross-burning, swastika-tattooing, detain/arrest/murder-sequence following, Jesus Christ-preaching capitalist hell-scape this is? What are y’all doing? Run! Flee! Save yourselves! The KKKops are waiting at the border, guns sharpened, knives loaded, ready to literally murder you! I recently went to Wikipedia, found the top 15 sending countries in terms of immigration statistics, and the mild heart attack I suffered nearly had a stroke:
Mexico
China
India
Dominican Republic
Philippines
Cuba
Vietnam
El Salvador
Jamaica
Colombia
Brazil
South Korea
Haiti
Honduras
Nigeria
I had to blog about this immediately because them internets was suffering a severe case of lackofmyopinionitis. So, like, are you literally kidding me right now as I’m literally shaking right now? Does the world even make sense to you anymore? Is up now down? Is left now right? Is wrong now right? Now that things are all topsy-turvy, do I have to learn how to change the oil in my hybrid now instead of bothering my dad to come across town? Are avocado toast and pumpkin spice lattes bound to lose their taste and allure? What is reality? Can I still speak my truth? Are you even seeing that list or have you gone blind from the cancer such information creates? That list is a healthy mix of brown, black, and yellow folk. AND THEY’RE COMING HERE! If all caps, bold font, and italics don’t work for dramatic emphasis, I’m all out of grammatical tricks and my rage will have to just go ahead and shut down my language…place…in…thinking…tool.
They’re not going to any of the Nordic countries. They’re not going to Germany, France or any other European Union paradise. They’re not going to the gun-and-free-speech-free comfort of England, Canada, or Australia. Do they not have the news in these countries? Facebook? The Gram? Snap? Tik to the Tok? Are CNN and MSNBC not allowed to broadcast? Don’t tell me their leaders allow the lying Nazis of Fox News airtime to lure them in with promises of how good it is here. Good? You’re kidding me, right? It’s not even okay here. Some people in the countries listed have to hump a clay jar of muddy water from a river where an anaconda might be lurking on its lunch break. I have to wait for PlayStation 5’s to be back in stock and then ask my dad for the money to buy one. So we basically have the same problems, for Chrissakes.
Many of them on the list are actually choosing to leave communist utopias like China and Cuba but aren’t going to socialist utopias. Don’t they know how good they’ve got it, not having to make small and big life decisions or think for themselves? They’re coming to the place where POC’s were enslaved by capitalism and Christianity and are still enslaved and can’t escape slavery. Does no one warn them?
Racism and white supremacy are sewn into the fabric of this country. They’re coded into the operating system. Racism is gene therapied into the DNA. Forged into the iron. Deftly poured into the science beakers holding the acids and bases that comprise our chemical makeup. They’re baked into the cake. The flag of the Confederacy is the flag of slavery. The stars and stripes are the flag of steroid-fueled slavery. I’d save up some money and leave, but I only work part time at the PetSmart and am extremely in debt from college that should have been paid for that I knew going in wasn’t going to be free but took on the debt so I could piss and moan about the debt after the fact.
Amerikkka (clapping hand emoji) does (clapping hand emoji) not (clapping hand emoji) pass (clapping hand emoji) the (clapping hand emoji) vibe (clapping hand emoji) check. PERIOD! 100. I don’t debate abortion or gender identity with straight, white non-birthing persons. Sorry, got some wires crossed on my angry meme messages just there. 100% of white people are racist. 100% of white people have always been racist. It’s in 100% of their genes, chromosomes, DNA, and Zodiac signs. 100% of non-white people don’t even have the ability to be racist. When a non-white person is racist to another non-white person, it’s 100% the fault of racist white people. 100% of white people can’t help the fact that they’re racist. And yet, we hold white people to the expectation of fighting racism just so we can see 100% of them fail (but don’t tell them that).
When POC’s make the mistake of circumventing and breaking unjust and racist laws to come here, racist mayonnaise monsters take enough time out of their busy schedule of sunscreen application and hitting on their cousins to call them “illegal immigrants”. That phrase is so ugly I puked in my mouth a little bit. I’ll say it once but loud enough for the people in the back: It. Is. Not. Illegal. To. Be. A. Human. You’re living on stolen land anyway, you repulsive pink colonizers. I don’t live on stolen land. I live in a multicultural safe space on a racially inclusive campus.
And when Vol-Trump-demort was in office, he was personally snatching beautiful, genetically superior, brown babies from their mothers and putting them in literal cages! Now, thankfully, they’re being willingly given up by mo…er…birthing persons and lovingly put into what I like to call “hospitality pods”. And no, I don’t have to find news stories to corroborate that fact because we have a democrat in charge now and democrats aren’t monsters and never have been monsters and your history books are wrong about democrats because they’re written by straight, white, mentally retarded men who only take time from their busy Haitian-whipping schedule to give their aunt elevator eyes or lynch a gay. Political affiliation with the DNC automatically confers moral righteousness, decency, and intelligence. Affiliation with the GOP automatically confers moral repugnance, rudeness, and stupidity. Not to mention racism. That’s just science in motion right there, that’s what that is. Disagree with me and you’re cruising for a shouting down, maybe even a viral recording on my phone.
My feelings don’t care about your facts because my feelings create fact because your facts come from a scientifically unsound belief that reality is immutable and unable to be subjectively molded by its denizens. That’s just ridiculous and oppressive but not surprising you’d believe it. I’m a democrat. Only we follow and believe in science. On the campaign trail in 2020 Biden and Harris said they would refuse Trump’s vaccine because they had to have had irrefutable evidence that Trump was in the lab, mixing the chemicals comprising the vaccine himself and adding deadly poison to the batches going to heavily ethnic areas. That’s just logic right there, and logic is a form of science, and we believe in science while you believe in racism.
Now that he’s no longer president and Biden/Harris are co-president-ing, we know we can trust the vaccines, which is why they’ve been so pushy and (I will admit) unchill about getting the message out there and in your face. Because they believe in science. And science shows the system in Amerikkka is systemically, inescapably racist. We’ve been voting in the right democrats who actively work to make the system even more powerful, all-encompassing, and punitive to those who won’t obey it because…
Editor’s note: It was at this point the writer of this screed glitched and froze in what one can only call a cognitive dissonance coma due to the fact that they’d rather be a vegetable than acknowledge the glaring inconsistency of the last two sentences and civilly admit it to gross, white, racist republicans (thricely redundant).
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Immigration information taken from:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_the_United_States#Origin_countries
Image taken from:
https://texasborderbusiness.com/sen-cruz-at-del-rio-international-bridge-the-most-horrific-thing-ive-ever-seen/
