Hate all Jews and want them to like, stop existing and it’s all 1st Amendment free speech gravy train, man.
All in Humor
It's Consequence Culture, not Cancel Culture!
I’m woke, and that means something. Words mean nothing nowadays unless I say they mean something.
That was a weird gender reveal party
China’s not too down with baby girls, so we can reasonably guess the gender.
Don't watch me while I film myself so weirdos can watch me!
This seems like a poorly veiled attempt at drumming up clicks.
(satire) Amerikkka can't even do racism right
I think we can all agree America wants brown folks to suffer.
Jennifer Lawrence uses her witch powers to retcon feminist film history
I hope Jen doesn’t rewrite all of human history after this.
(satire) Fascism is one way to unite a country
Our beloved presi-unc chooses what MAGA Republicans are.
She/her pronouns feeling conflicted about taking Demi Lovato back
This smacks of total desperation.
(Satire) White supremacy to blame for more black babies being born
I do know this, a national abortion ban will mean more black babies being born, and we simply can’t have that.
Trump has so much new Twitter wisdom to impart on us
I’ve been frantically searching for a reason to live since Trump was de-platformed.
Unremarkable men are inventing new ways to victimize women
This world is just too crazy for me.
Oscars so desperate for some publicity
They keep the Oscar statue so small so no one can figure out just how racist he has been in the past and tear him down.
Putin is flicking the world's eyeball right now
What would Madam History have to do in order to get our attention?
Even Thomas Jefferson thinks Biden's black woman fetish is weird
Something didn’t…well, almost everything about Joe Biden doesn’t sit right with me.
Equity program has gov't sharing their stash with other crackheads
I wish I was as good at writing jokes as Democrats are at writing them for me.
Anti-establishment rocker apparently lost his sense of irony
Along with his…pick any comedic old man cliché you’d like.
PM Trudeau disappointed that a free people would demand freedom
Do a people who elected him really have the right to gainsay him every time he steps on their freedoms?
Socialism's matriarch has had just about enough of the sass-back
I am mad I can’t date AOC. Mad as heckerdoodles.