The Taliban's leader is on Twitter and his feed is absolute FIRE
Donald Trump was de-platformed following the disturbing events of January 6th and because “de-platforming” is actually a practice and word we’ve accepted as a viable addition to our culture and language. I guess that means he has to shout ethnic slurs at the TV screen in his man cave like traditional racists. Because we conservatives can’t seem to stop complaining about social media ruining our world while simultaneously using it nonstop, some have pointed out the seemingly inconsistent rules and consequences Big Tech (sounds like a college football conference made up exclusively of engineering schools) applies to different users. Hence, Amrullah Saleh; the Taliban’s leader and Afghanistan’s interim president until they figure ish out, is still allowed on Twitter. I have to break with my conservative brothers on this one, though. His Twitter feed is positively slappin’. He is the king of geopolitical quagmire-inspired clap-backs, engaging posts, and funny quips. Here are a few examples:
I know our country’s a mess but have a little perspective, people. It could be worse. You could be Britney Spears right now. #Freebritney #DeathtoAmerica #Deathtoconservatorships
BRO! Check out the video of Saddiq trying to land a Chinook on the roof of the presidential palace. Link below. Dude launched a missile and took out a statue not slated for destruction for another two weeks. #Blessed #Aheadofschedule #DeathtoAmerica #ThanksfortheweaponsbutstilldeathtoAmerica
Achmed’s ideas on how to run a country are about as stupid as teaching girls to read or think for themselves #Itsforyourowngood
The adhaan plays five times a day. Anyone else wish they could nap five times a day? Am I right?! #Lifeoverforty
Big bash at the palace this Friday. Hookers and booze for days. Gonna be lit! All harlots and those who consume alcohol to be executed immediately following. #Sorrynotsorry #toughbutfair #Sharialawistheway #Publicexecutionisavalidformofentertainment #Oldschool #FYP
Should my wife wear the black burqa or the slightly blacker burqa to the next state function? Let me know in the comments below. #Deathtowhoreswhodresstoseduceaman #Deathtowhoreswhomakementhinkimpurethoughts
Not all masks stop COVID from spreading and not all metal detectors detect all roadside bombs. Wake up, do some research, and educate yourself. Don’t be a sheeple. #Sheeple #Themoreyouknow
The best thing a woman can say when conflict comes up is nothing at all. 100! LOL J/K #Youwishiwasjoking
I’m nothing without Allah, my following, and a strong cup of Turkish coffee in the morning. #Donttalktomebeforemycoffee #blessed
Bro, these trolls and haters are treading for a beheading if they don’t go on ahead and remove their toxic selves from my life. #Winning #Beheadinglife
Early morning-no-filter-selfie for all the ladies out there! Any dude who smashes the like button is totally sus and subject to a stern talking-to on the roof of their local mosque. #Nohomo #Seriouslyhomosnotallowed
$85 billion in military grade weaponry is exactly what I wanted for my B-day! #StilldeathtoAmerica #SleepyJoe
I hope these Christians in hiding don’t…wait for it…lose their heads (LOL!!!!) worrying or fretting during drinks, refreshments, and aggressive interrogation as pertains to their coercive and infidel activities against the glorious peoples’ republic of Afghanistan and Allah (may he be praised). #Theyhatemecausetheyaintme #MuhammadisHisprophet
I’m about to declare a jihad on anyone who overuses “I’m about to declare a jihad on (insert annoying thing)” jokes, thereby trivializing the solemn nature of the word. #Itsnotfunnywhenitsyourthing #Culturalappropriation
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https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/08/31/taliban-afghanistan-islamic-state-khorasan-isis-west-security-terrorism-attacks/
