The Mom from Mrs. Doubtfire is Cancelled because I'm Thirsty for Clicks
Hindsight is 20/20, but foresight is like Superman’s vision. Sally Field should have had foresight. To play a horrible role like the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire and not expect to be cancelled twenty-eight years later? She deserves the hatred this seasoned and unbiased journalist is about to throw at her. And since we’re losing our ability to compartmentalize actors and actresses from the roles they play, she’s doubly deserving. Let’s recap the movie for those who can’t be expected to process the trauma of being offended. We won’t editorialize all that much during the recap:
Robin Williams (RIP, mental health, big pharma evil, tears of a clown, not cancelled (yet), etc.) plays a comedic voice actor who won’t grow up and take his life and fatherhood seriously.
This wears down on his wife, who divorces him and takes custody of his kids.
This all tracks with the current societal-whim-dependent moral standards which state that fathers are inferior parents to mothers, 100% of the time.
Dad is powerless to see his kids as often as he would like (and every feminist in the room beats the air enthusiastically) so he enlists the help of his gay brother to make a realistic-looking woman suit for him.
The movie is almost cancellable at this point, since it plays off tired tropes and has not one, but two gay men who are makeup and hair stylists. This helps the plot move along, so we won’t cancel the whole movie until our woke media scrubbers give us the thumbs up/thumbs down.
Dad cultivates matronly British persona to become hired nanny for his own children.
Hilarity and heartfelt moments ensue.
Dad auditions for a television program and incorporates British nanny to help him seal the deal.
British nanny is revealed to be dad to the mom in slapstick manner at a public place. Mom is mortified and enraged to find out it was her ex-husband the whole time.
Mom uses these circumstances to further remove father from children’s lives and demand court-supervised visitation.
Those last two bullet points are why the mom (and by proxy, Sally Field) is being cancelled, along with the writers, producers, director, and Amazon/Ebay seller distributing old DVD’s of the movie. He was just living his truth, as evidenced by his living as her on his television show. He was looking for a reason to incorporate her into a majority chunk of his life. The show gave him the avenue to start living his best life. I’m no PHD of psychiatry but I have engaged in enough Twitter diatribes and comment threads to know the logical progression is that he would eventually be Mrs. Doubtfire. He identifies as, and therefore is an elderly British woman at that point, and henceforth has the right to have an opinion on all women’s and feminist issues from here on out, compete in women’s sports, and claim misogynist victimhood, and you’re cancelled if you disagree with me, as disagreeing with me is disagreeing with science. You’re also cancelled if you point out my run-on sentences, as objective grammar standards are white supremacy (as we all know, but need to be reminded of betimes).
Mom is manifesting oppression in her anger at her husband deceiving her. He had been deceiving himself all his life. Living his truth cancels out any anger she feels entitled to harbor at the lie. She should have celebrated that fact, so says morality of 2021 and shame on her for not knowing it in 1993. Mom is damaging trans lives by using the crossdressing as the justification for court-appointed visitation. So dad’s to be psychologically grouped with drug addicted parents, sex offenders, and those who have abused their kids? Micro-aggression, anyone?
I think we’ve covered this pretty well. Also cancelled is the lesser-known Jonathan Silvers vehicle Little Sister, which portrays a man dressing as a woman and spying sexually on his sorority sisters. Say it with me, all of you horrible people who would deny bathroom rights to oppressed peoples: TRANS WOMEN AREN’T INTERESTED IN SEEING WOMEN NAKED THEY ARE INTERESTED IN LIVING THEIR TRUTH! Our staff of tireless media scrubbers are also going through Bosom Buddies with a fine tooth comb, looking for things that could be construed as trans bullying and used as a scapegoat for more trans suicides. Tread lightly, Tom Hanks. You might be enjoying a long, uninterrupted run of adoration from the American public, but you’re still a white, straight, cisgendered male. We know you did something, we’ve just yet to find out.
Banging your head against the wall while screaming the following mantras will help with their permanent rooting in your ideological psyche.
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. WOMEN ARE TRANS WOMEN. JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN. DONALD TRUMP IS WORSE THAN HITLER. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.
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