Must be unable to pass a drug screening or get out of bed before 10am.
All tagged satire
The land of Narnia should host the MLB All Star Game
Is baseball still a distant third in TV ratings behind basketball and football? We can work with that.
2nd Fyre Festival to be held during ongoing border cris...opportunity
By the standards of the HBO Max app, the Fyre Festival didn’t go all that badly.
The Mom from Mrs. Doubtfire is Cancelled because I'm Thirsty for Clicks
Sally Field should have had foresight. To play a horrible role like the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire and not expect to be cancelled twenty-eight years later?
Slaveowner time travels forward, totally digs the way liberals treat black conservatives
His Google searches were typically geared at seeing white and black leftists pull out their phone and vehemently excoriate, berate, and shout down black conservative voices.
Satire-POTUS befuddled by black family that has WIFI, able to log onto internet
Due to the earthshaking implications of this story, we called him on the red phone.
Satire-Snowflakes can now get paid to scrub old movies for offensive content!
We’re not fascists. Those who disagree with us, get shouted down by us, and have their shop windows smashed by us are fascists.
Senate Majority Leadership to Introduce Personal Code of Conduct for GOP.
…a bill detailing and enforcing a personal code of conduct for GOP senators, representatives, aides, lobbyists, and anyone who has ever mentioned Donald Trump in a positive light on their social media.
Now You Can Hire a College Professor to Preach Your Crackpot Ideas!
What new thing is white supremacy? You tell us!
Tom Brady is Cancelled because I’m Thirsty for Clicks
He just gives off an energy and a vibe that really irks me. If I cared to look up his sign, I’m sure it’d be one I don’t $*@^ with.