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All tagged vaccine
Anti-establishment rocker apparently lost his sense of irony
Along with his…pick any comedic old man cliché you’d like.
Flu and cold viruses planning one last big score before retirement
Time to get on Zip Recruiter and start putting a team together.
COVID supply chain issues halting delivery of justice to sexual criminals
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
POTUS consulting with mobsters on strongarm tactics for COVID vaccine
Biden’s vaccine mandate for private companies of one hundred or more employees has died once, been resurrected, and then died a second time in the courts.
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
Steph Curry gives Alec Baldwin tips on proper shooting technique
The usually opinionated Baldwin has been oddly silent on the Ethan Crumbley discussion.
(Satire) Tokyo subway attacker did his part by masking up
Stop being so selfish, fascist.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Fitness expert schooled by Twitter mob on his personal health
Joe actually dared take drugs the graduates of the Twitter School of Medicine didn’t approve of.
Computer dude who makes machines which track our activity is asking for privacy
I’ve got to get his vaccine with his nanobots, and yet he can’t keep his personal life in order?