Sharpen your hashtags and avocado toast, people. It’s gonna be a wild ride!
All in Humor
Activists who like using the phrase "tone deaf" calling child rapist a hero
I’m liable to stick my head in a microwave trying to make sense of this.
Handling marital and intimacy issues privately is soooooooo 2005
Why is this my business?
Rittenhouse jury deliberation has folks prepping for more mostly peaceful protests
Now we await the jury’s verdict to be followed by America’s new favorite pastime; intense backlash.
VP Harris using her #BlackGirlMagic to conjure laughably bad approval ratings
Is her Black Girl Magic running low on hit points?
Now you can hire Travis Scott to be your life coach!
If you lack basic intelligence and cognitive skills and warning labels about ingesting harmful liquids are, like, whatever man, give him a call!
(Satire) Tokyo subway attacker did his part by masking up
Stop being so selfish, fascist.
Netflix seems happy alternating between triggering Republicans and Democrats
They often ignite the ire of the same activist-minded people on completely different ends of the political spectrum.
Whatever happened to 'Get a life!'?
We seriously need to bring that popular phrase back into the mix.
The NFL can't seem to decide if it's racist or not.
When will this all stop being one big joke? Upon the Lord’s return, I’d wager.
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We realize the first amendment is basically Zero Calorie First Amendment Cola at this point.
Newsome flipping red states by making California a really crappy place to live
Soon everyone can be in everyone’s business with the government’s backing.
Jon Gruden checks "all of the above" in current societal no-no's
He strikes me as a guy who just doesn’t get it.
Hatred from Twitter trolls upgrades Casey DeSantis' cancer to stage 4
What am I gonna do, NOT revel in her suffering? You’re not speaking my language.
It's Once Again Time for the G.O.A.T. to Melt Some Snowflakes
Protect Dave Chappelle and his reckless, brilliant, fierce, courageous embrace and exercise of the 1st Amendment at all costs.
Social media sites go down; millions tortured by having only themselves for company
I was stuck feeling my feelings. I don’t wanna go there ever again. Not a good place.
Don't immigrants know just how racist Amerikkka is?
We believe in science, and science shows the system in Amerikkka is systemically, inescapably racist.
R. Kelly found guilty on all counts as America awaits its next sexual supervillain
That’s about all on the matter I can stomach for now.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Public discourse has become a middle school lunchroom
The Left really hates being called bullies, particularly when they’re so busy bullying you.