Soon everyone can be in everyone’s business with the government’s backing.
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Jon Gruden checks "all of the above" in current societal no-no's
He strikes me as a guy who just doesn’t get it.
Hatred from Twitter trolls upgrades Casey DeSantis' cancer to stage 4
What am I gonna do, NOT revel in her suffering? You’re not speaking my language.
It's Once Again Time for the G.O.A.T. to Melt Some Snowflakes
Protect Dave Chappelle and his reckless, brilliant, fierce, courageous embrace and exercise of the 1st Amendment at all costs.
Social media sites go down; millions tortured by having only themselves for company
I was stuck feeling my feelings. I don’t wanna go there ever again. Not a good place.
Don't immigrants know just how racist Amerikkka is?
We believe in science, and science shows the system in Amerikkka is systemically, inescapably racist.
R. Kelly found guilty on all counts as America awaits its next sexual supervillain
That’s about all on the matter I can stomach for now.
HEY LOOK! Another thing for us to argue about
It’s kind of gross to just mourn the loss of a lovely young person without also lecturing and arguing with strangers.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Public discourse has become a middle school lunchroom
The Left really hates being called bullies, particularly when they’re so busy bullying you.
COVID's got me thinking about a career change to warlord
I’ve never been in a context where I could punctuate a demand with “You have 24 hours”. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it.
Fitness expert schooled by Twitter mob on his personal health
Joe actually dared take drugs the graduates of the Twitter School of Medicine didn’t approve of.
The Taliban's leader is on Twitter and his feed is absolute FIRE
I’m about to declare a jihad on anyone who overuses “I’m about to declare a jihad on (insert annoying thing)” jokes, thereby trivializing the word.
Current generation showing there's wiggle room on TLC's "No Scrubs" rule
Not too Many and not too Few Scrubs. The Perfect Number of Scrubs.
Twitter mob cancels Taliban, makes them apologize for mean things
The Canceling be on thy and thy children’s heads. Thou hast been warned.
Liberal actor flabbergasted to discover republicans are actually human
“Their pants don’t wreak of their own dried and crusty fecal leavings.”
White guy suspended from job while other white people decide if he's racist
Was the offending party straight, white, and male? He might as well throw a pitchfork at himself.
The Patriarchy should put a stop to these mental health scams
We men just go out there and be men. If that’s mentally unhealthy, I don’t want to be the other thing.
Bezos building Amazon hub in space to evade even more taxation
I’m sure while he was up there he paid some cosmic entity to pelt him with gamma rays so he could acquire all of the Fantastic Four’s powers.
Unknown athlete from insignificant sport does what heroes do
Liberals really are smarter than the rest of us.