They often ignite the ire of the same activist-minded people on completely different ends of the political spectrum.
It was always about IF, not WHAT they could take away from us
This is about if the thief can steal, not what they can steal.
Whatever happened to 'Get a life!'?
We seriously need to bring that popular phrase back into the mix.
The NFL can't seem to decide if it's racist or not.
When will this all stop being one big joke? Upon the Lord’s return, I’d wager.
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I guess it's time to politicize another public figure's death.
Offering thoughts and prayers and maintaining a respectful distance? Please do your best to not be gross.
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Newsome flipping red states by making California a really crappy place to live
Soon everyone can be in everyone’s business with the government’s backing.
Jon Gruden checks "all of the above" in current societal no-no's
He strikes me as a guy who just doesn’t get it.
Hatred from Twitter trolls upgrades Casey DeSantis' cancer to stage 4
What am I gonna do, NOT revel in her suffering? You’re not speaking my language.
It's Once Again Time for the G.O.A.T. to Melt Some Snowflakes
Protect Dave Chappelle and his reckless, brilliant, fierce, courageous embrace and exercise of the 1st Amendment at all costs.
Social media sites go down; millions tortured by having only themselves for company
I was stuck feeling my feelings. I don’t wanna go there ever again. Not a good place.
Don't immigrants know just how racist Amerikkka is?
We believe in science, and science shows the system in Amerikkka is systemically, inescapably racist.
R. Kelly found guilty on all counts as America awaits its next sexual supervillain
That’s about all on the matter I can stomach for now.
HEY LOOK! Another thing for us to argue about
It’s kind of gross to just mourn the loss of a lovely young person without also lecturing and arguing with strangers.
Might as well start planning your apology tour
Just invoke the last apology you made and say it was meant to cover all future occurrences of racism.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Public discourse has become a middle school lunchroom
The Left really hates being called bullies, particularly when they’re so busy bullying you.
COVID's got me thinking about a career change to warlord
I’ve never been in a context where I could punctuate a demand with “You have 24 hours”. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it.
Fitness expert schooled by Twitter mob on his personal health
Joe actually dared take drugs the graduates of the Twitter School of Medicine didn’t approve of.