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(satire) Humor is reckless and kills people. We need to do better.
A joke touched me in an inappropriate way.
It's been about 30 seconds since LeBron's gotten some attention
Keep counting your blood money, King James.
Kenosha and Waukesha could be BLM's Lexington and Concord
Sharpen your hashtags and avocado toast, people. It’s gonna be a wild ride!
Activists who like using the phrase "tone deaf" calling child rapist a hero
I’m liable to stick my head in a microwave trying to make sense of this.
Rittenhouse jury deliberation has folks prepping for more mostly peaceful protests
Now we await the jury’s verdict to be followed by America’s new favorite pastime; intense backlash.
VP Harris using her #BlackGirlMagic to conjure laughably bad approval ratings
Is her Black Girl Magic running low on hit points?
It was always about IF, not WHAT they could take away from us
This is about if the thief can steal, not what they can steal.
Newsome flipping red states by making California a really crappy place to live
Soon everyone can be in everyone’s business with the government’s backing.
Don't immigrants know just how racist Amerikkka is?
We believe in science, and science shows the system in Amerikkka is systemically, inescapably racist.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Public discourse has become a middle school lunchroom
The Left really hates being called bullies, particularly when they’re so busy bullying you.
The Taliban's leader is on Twitter and his feed is absolute FIRE
I’m about to declare a jihad on anyone who overuses “I’m about to declare a jihad on (insert annoying thing)” jokes, thereby trivializing the word.
Twitter mob cancels Taliban, makes them apologize for mean things
The Canceling be on thy and thy children’s heads. Thou hast been warned.
Taliban fell statue of historic figure; irony completely lost on these ANTIFA bozos
You know that the men who fought in World War II were ANTIFA, right?
US Government on the lookout for its next costly geopolitical blunder
It’s the government’s money. Who are we to tell them what to do with it?
Producers of The Purge movies super-jazzed about Defund the Police movement
Michael Bay was happy to do the interview as he didn’t have anything on his plate for today other than polishing his gun.
John Kerry loans Kamala Harris his pair of flip flops
Well played, Madam Vice (but soon to be in total command once she gets that old, creepy racist out of the way) President.
I've been victimized by all the folks jockeying for victim status.
I’m a victim of victims constantly claiming they are victims. I don’t got this. I can’t do this alone.