We seriously need to bring that popular phrase back into the mix.
All in satire
The NFL can't seem to decide if it's racist or not.
When will this all stop being one big joke? Upon the Lord’s return, I’d wager.
Contact our public relations firm in the event of your canceling
We realize the first amendment is basically Zero Calorie First Amendment Cola at this point.
Newsome flipping red states by making California a really crappy place to live
Soon everyone can be in everyone’s business with the government’s backing.
Hatred from Twitter trolls upgrades Casey DeSantis' cancer to stage 4
What am I gonna do, NOT revel in her suffering? You’re not speaking my language.
Social media sites go down; millions tortured by having only themselves for company
I was stuck feeling my feelings. I don’t wanna go there ever again. Not a good place.
Don't immigrants know just how racist Amerikkka is?
We believe in science, and science shows the system in Amerikkka is systemically, inescapably racist.
R. Kelly found guilty on all counts as America awaits its next sexual supervillain
That’s about all on the matter I can stomach for now.
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.
Public discourse has become a middle school lunchroom
The Left really hates being called bullies, particularly when they’re so busy bullying you.
COVID's got me thinking about a career change to warlord
I’ve never been in a context where I could punctuate a demand with “You have 24 hours”. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it.
Fitness expert schooled by Twitter mob on his personal health
Joe actually dared take drugs the graduates of the Twitter School of Medicine didn’t approve of.
The Taliban's leader is on Twitter and his feed is absolute FIRE
I’m about to declare a jihad on anyone who overuses “I’m about to declare a jihad on (insert annoying thing)” jokes, thereby trivializing the word.
Current generation showing there's wiggle room on TLC's "No Scrubs" rule
Not too Many and not too Few Scrubs. The Perfect Number of Scrubs.
Twitter mob cancels Taliban, makes them apologize for mean things
The Canceling be on thy and thy children’s heads. Thou hast been warned.
Liberal actor flabbergasted to discover republicans are actually human
“Their pants don’t wreak of their own dried and crusty fecal leavings.”
White guy suspended from job while other white people decide if he's racist
Was the offending party straight, white, and male? He might as well throw a pitchfork at himself.
Taliban fell statue of historic figure; irony completely lost on these ANTIFA bozos
You know that the men who fought in World War II were ANTIFA, right?
US Government on the lookout for its next costly geopolitical blunder
It’s the government’s money. Who are we to tell them what to do with it?
The Patriarchy should put a stop to these mental health scams
We men just go out there and be men. If that’s mentally unhealthy, I don’t want to be the other thing.