Due to the earthshaking implications of this story, we called him on the red phone.
Satire-Snowflakes can now get paid to scrub old movies for offensive content!
We’re not fascists. Those who disagree with us, get shouted down by us, and have their shop windows smashed by us are fascists.
Senate Majority Leadership to Introduce Personal Code of Conduct for GOP.
…a bill detailing and enforcing a personal code of conduct for GOP senators, representatives, aides, lobbyists, and anyone who has ever mentioned Donald Trump in a positive light on their social media.
Forensic Detectives turning to Comment Thread Participants for Help Solving Crime
Police have found an extraordinary group far more powerful than psychic mediums; comment thread participants (Threaders for short).
Mariah Carey-"Liberal Entertainment Industry is Inherently Racist; Has to be Republicans' Fault"
“I’m a slave and oppressed just like my ancestors. I was ruminating on this as my chauffeur drove me around today.”
The Nick Cannon School of Manners and Etiquette
Insult the intelligence and scruples of their mother (you can’t go wrong saying something like “Your mama got an Only Fans with two subscribers, and your daddy one of ‘em”).
Liberals: Let’s Coordinate Our Hateful Blogs and Tweets the Next Time a Conservative Dies
Reporter: And people hand over their private information, just like that?
Ryan: I mean, it’s going to happen in about six months anyway.
Now You Can Hire a College Professor to Preach Your Crackpot Ideas!
What new thing is white supremacy? You tell us!
Tom Brady is Cancelled because I’m Thirsty for Clicks
He just gives off an energy and a vibe that really irks me. If I cared to look up his sign, I’m sure it’d be one I don’t $*@^ with.
Thirsty for Clicks Presents: Who's Cancelled? (Feb 1st edition)
Never forget, our 1st Amendment of these United States of Amerikkka grants you the right not to be offended.
Snowfall is White Supremacy because I'm Thirsty for Clicks
How is snowfall white supremacy? You’ve already been doxed for asking that question and daring to disagree with me.
Come Read the Chapters from My Book on Fixing Business and Education
Stop criticizing big corporations and start utilizing their resources.
Come Read the Chapter from My Book on White Privilege and Reparations
Dear reader, reparations is an issue I’ve even turned around on.
DC, You Seem Addicted to Letting Me Down. It's Time We Talk.
DC Studios is like that weird uncle who’s still trying to figure things out and friends with a redheaded stepchild who’s pen pals with that guy who’s changed his college major four times.
Let's Do Some Good for this World, like Change Pass Interference
NFL, and even some NCAA players run like Jean Luc-Picard is inside their head commanding “Warp 1, engage” and refs, umpires, line judges, constables, thanes, dukes, and aldermen just can’t keep up with them.
Capitalism; the Most Effective Life Support Communism Could Ever Want
This week, the Association nearly required…disciplining and reeducation by their Chinese overlords.
Capitalism; the Most Effective Life Support Communism Could Ever Want
This week, the Association nearly required…disciplining and reeducation by their Chinese overlords.
Snowflakes on the Left, Snowflakes on the Right, Snowflakes in my Face just Picking a Pointless Fight
Emotional anguish is real and sincere, no matter the source.