All tagged Progressives
Trump has so much new Twitter wisdom to impart on us
I’ve been frantically searching for a reason to live since Trump was de-platformed.
The racial diversity of my children is just horrendous
Just look at that gaggle of mayonnaise monsters.
Ben Shapiro is essentially the villain of Matrix: Resurrections
Ben Shapiro; that man being the most dastardly, most triggering, most bigoted example of conservative hate in the eyes of leftists.
Trump denies he's a cult leader; his loyal and devoted disciples agree
“Well that’s just ridiculous. I’m the farthest thing from being a cult leader.”
The Patriarchy would like to thank transgender athletes for all their hard work
You got this (actually, we got this but want you to think you got this).
(satire) Humor is reckless and kills people. We need to do better.
A joke touched me in an inappropriate way.
Activists who like using the phrase "tone deaf" calling child rapist a hero
I’m liable to stick my head in a microwave trying to make sense of this.
White guy suspended from job while other white people decide if he's racist
Was the offending party straight, white, and male? He might as well throw a pitchfork at himself.
I've been victimized by all the folks jockeying for victim status.
I’m a victim of victims constantly claiming they are victims. I don’t got this. I can’t do this alone.
Young peoples' new drug of choice is getting run over by cars
Enjoy the sweet emotional and mental release blunt force trauma to the brain introduces into your life.
Be comforted; Orwell's Thought Police have arrived.
I, for one, couldn’t be more excited.
Now Hiring Professional Victims-straight, white, Christian men need not apply.
Must be unable to pass a drug screening or get out of bed before 10am.
The land of Narnia should host the MLB All Star Game
Is baseball still a distant third in TV ratings behind basketball and football? We can work with that.
Satire-Snowflakes can now get paid to scrub old movies for offensive content!
We’re not fascists. Those who disagree with us, get shouted down by us, and have their shop windows smashed by us are fascists.
Snowfall is White Supremacy because I'm Thirsty for Clicks
How is snowfall white supremacy? You’ve already been doxed for asking that question and daring to disagree with me.
We Don't Need No Stinking Moral Authority
Like death, taxes, and the March return of the Shamrock Shake, it was predictable that the Left would eat Ralph Northam alive.