Something didn’t…well, almost everything about Joe Biden doesn’t sit right with me.
Electric car enthusiasts won the Super Bowl this year.
There’ll be no talking to them after this, unless smug gloating constantly flying your way is your kink.
Equity program has gov't sharing their stash with other crackheads
I wish I was as good at writing jokes as Democrats are at writing them for me.
FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!!! (except the unvaccinated)
I’m team No Accountability, closely affiliated with team Not Responsible for my Actions.
Truth is in a relationship with Subjectivity and it's complicated
Can the person who told Truth it should get on Facebook come forward?
Anti-establishment rocker apparently lost his sense of irony
Along with his…pick any comedic old man cliché you’d like.
PM Trudeau disappointed that a free people would demand freedom
Do a people who elected him really have the right to gainsay him every time he steps on their freedoms?
Flu and cold viruses planning one last big score before retirement
Time to get on Zip Recruiter and start putting a team together.
Socialism's matriarch has had just about enough of the sass-back
I am mad I can’t date AOC. Mad as heckerdoodles.
(satire) CNN stakeholders now poorer than the people they lie to
They rejected the idea of a PBS-esque pledge drive out of hand. Proof they’ve still got their dignity intact.
COVID supply chain issues halting delivery of justice to sexual criminals
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
POTUS consulting with mobsters on strongarm tactics for COVID vaccine
Biden’s vaccine mandate for private companies of one hundred or more employees has died once, been resurrected, and then died a second time in the courts.
(satire) Australians barred from telling the world how wonderful it is there
The forced search-and-seizure of firearms has worked out so well for them.
Untelevised Golden Globes only awards show with some self-awareness
Who wants to spend their time reassuring the vain and insecure?
Hey Idiot! Laugh at our preachy and condescending movie this instant
You’re wasting your life away in flyover country.
VP Harris conducting open staff interviews; must love toxic work environments
All male applicants have to have pledged the Beta Beta Beta fraternity in college.
Liberal parents sing praises of Antonio Brown and his wild tantrums
Throw your jersey in the stands if you were born in a house without consequences.
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
Government wastes our money then asks 'What's $55 billion between friends?'
It’s their money. They earned it fair and square.
Can the Left, Right, and Twitter please be cool about John Madden's death?
RIP, John. Save a turducken leg in heaven for me.