All male applicants have to have pledged the Beta Beta Beta fraternity in college.
All in satire
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
Government wastes our money then asks 'What's $55 billion between friends?'
It’s their money. They earned it fair and square.
Can the Left, Right, and Twitter please be cool about John Madden's death?
RIP, John. Save a turducken leg in heaven for me.
The racial diversity of my children is just horrendous
Just look at that gaggle of mayonnaise monsters.
Transgender Jeopardy winner still has a man's intelligence and unfair advantage
Hey there! Patriarchy here, still fighting the good fight.
Folks who don't vibe with truth shocked to find out lies have consequences
I don’t know how lawyers, politicians, actors, and my ex-wife do it.
Trump denies he's a cult leader; his loyal and devoted disciples agree
“Well that’s just ridiculous. I’m the farthest thing from being a cult leader.”
The Patriarchy would like to thank transgender athletes for all their hard work
You got this (actually, we got this but want you to think you got this).
(satire) Humor is reckless and kills people. We need to do better.
A joke touched me in an inappropriate way.
It's been about 30 seconds since LeBron's gotten some attention
Keep counting your blood money, King James.
Twitter is giving tattletales their chance at the cool kids table
Well hey there! I like to tell on people. Come now, don’t recoil in disgust.
Lack of riots leaves MSU fans wondering if U of M really knows how to win big games
Y’all bros wanna come to my bail hearing? SPARTY ON!!!!!
Kenosha and Waukesha could be BLM's Lexington and Concord
Sharpen your hashtags and avocado toast, people. It’s gonna be a wild ride!
Activists who like using the phrase "tone deaf" calling child rapist a hero
I’m liable to stick my head in a microwave trying to make sense of this.
Rittenhouse jury deliberation has folks prepping for more mostly peaceful protests
Now we await the jury’s verdict to be followed by America’s new favorite pastime; intense backlash.
VP Harris using her #BlackGirlMagic to conjure laughably bad approval ratings
Is her Black Girl Magic running low on hit points?
Now you can hire Travis Scott to be your life coach!
If you lack basic intelligence and cognitive skills and warning labels about ingesting harmful liquids are, like, whatever man, give him a call!
(Satire) Tokyo subway attacker did his part by masking up
Stop being so selfish, fascist.
Netflix seems happy alternating between triggering Republicans and Democrats
They often ignite the ire of the same activist-minded people on completely different ends of the political spectrum.