They rejected the idea of a PBS-esque pledge drive out of hand. Proof they’ve still got their dignity intact.
All in Humor
COVID supply chain issues halting delivery of justice to sexual criminals
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
POTUS consulting with mobsters on strongarm tactics for COVID vaccine
Biden’s vaccine mandate for private companies of one hundred or more employees has died once, been resurrected, and then died a second time in the courts.
(satire) Australians barred from telling the world how wonderful it is there
The forced search-and-seizure of firearms has worked out so well for them.
Untelevised Golden Globes only awards show with some self-awareness
Who wants to spend their time reassuring the vain and insecure?
Hey Idiot! Laugh at our preachy and condescending movie this instant
You’re wasting your life away in flyover country.
VP Harris conducting open staff interviews; must love toxic work environments
All male applicants have to have pledged the Beta Beta Beta fraternity in college.
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
Government wastes our money then asks 'What's $55 billion between friends?'
It’s their money. They earned it fair and square.
Can the Left, Right, and Twitter please be cool about John Madden's death?
RIP, John. Save a turducken leg in heaven for me.
The racial diversity of my children is just horrendous
Just look at that gaggle of mayonnaise monsters.
Transgender Jeopardy winner still has a man's intelligence and unfair advantage
Hey there! Patriarchy here, still fighting the good fight.
Ben Shapiro is essentially the villain of Matrix: Resurrections
Ben Shapiro; that man being the most dastardly, most triggering, most bigoted example of conservative hate in the eyes of leftists.
Folks who don't vibe with truth shocked to find out lies have consequences
I don’t know how lawyers, politicians, actors, and my ex-wife do it.
Trump denies he's a cult leader; his loyal and devoted disciples agree
“Well that’s just ridiculous. I’m the farthest thing from being a cult leader.”
The Patriarchy would like to thank transgender athletes for all their hard work
You got this (actually, we got this but want you to think you got this).
(satire) Humor is reckless and kills people. We need to do better.
A joke touched me in an inappropriate way.
It's been about 30 seconds since LeBron's gotten some attention
Keep counting your blood money, King James.
Twitter is giving tattletales their chance at the cool kids table
Well hey there! I like to tell on people. Come now, don’t recoil in disgust.
Lack of riots leaves MSU fans wondering if U of M really knows how to win big games
Y’all bros wanna come to my bail hearing? SPARTY ON!!!!!