All tagged Joe Biden
Leftists can't stop painting themselves into a corner
Hate all Jews and want them to like, stop existing and it’s all 1st Amendment free speech gravy train, man.
That was a weird gender reveal party
China’s not too down with baby girls, so we can reasonably guess the gender.
(satire) Fascism is one way to unite a country
Our beloved presi-unc chooses what MAGA Republicans are.
Trump has so much new Twitter wisdom to impart on us
I’ve been frantically searching for a reason to live since Trump was de-platformed.
Even Thomas Jefferson thinks Biden's black woman fetish is weird
Something didn’t…well, almost everything about Joe Biden doesn’t sit right with me.
Equity program has gov't sharing their stash with other crackheads
I wish I was as good at writing jokes as Democrats are at writing them for me.
Anti-establishment rocker apparently lost his sense of irony
Along with his…pick any comedic old man cliché you’d like.
(satire) CNN stakeholders now poorer than the people they lie to
They rejected the idea of a PBS-esque pledge drive out of hand. Proof they’ve still got their dignity intact.
COVID supply chain issues halting delivery of justice to sexual criminals
Maybe Keanu Reeves is hiding all the justice in the empty space between his ears.
POTUS consulting with mobsters on strongarm tactics for COVID vaccine
Biden’s vaccine mandate for private companies of one hundred or more employees has died once, been resurrected, and then died a second time in the courts.
Untelevised Golden Globes only awards show with some self-awareness
Who wants to spend their time reassuring the vain and insecure?
VP Harris conducting open staff interviews; must love toxic work environments
All male applicants have to have pledged the Beta Beta Beta fraternity in college.
(satire) Facebook creates a safe space for Facebook users harmed by Facebook
It makes so much sense that I want to stick my head in a microwave.
The racial diversity of my children is just horrendous
Just look at that gaggle of mayonnaise monsters.
Folks who don't vibe with truth shocked to find out lies have consequences
I don’t know how lawyers, politicians, actors, and my ex-wife do it.
Steph Curry gives Alec Baldwin tips on proper shooting technique
The usually opinionated Baldwin has been oddly silent on the Ethan Crumbley discussion.
Trump denies he's a cult leader; his loyal and devoted disciples agree
“Well that’s just ridiculous. I’m the farthest thing from being a cult leader.”
VP Harris using her #BlackGirlMagic to conjure laughably bad approval ratings
Is her Black Girl Magic running low on hit points?
Biden's patience is wearing thin; he's this close to turning the car around
He promises to take us to Disneyland if we get the vaccine. He could be convinced to upgrade it to Disneyworld if we hold out.